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So... Hey. Nice to meet you. I'm an 18-year-old college student from Brazil.

I have no talents whatsoever. But I'm kind of funny. I guess.

Beware of Homestuck, K Pop, and text posts.
WARNING: This is a stupid blog, seriously.

By the way, you can call me Sam.
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zipra:

sheepskin:

can’t stop won’t stop

why don’t these have more notes these are so cuteee

15 May 2012 sheepskin (VIA cuteastrophe) 308 notes

ksteeno:

goodasgould:

svo-hljott:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

I do.

He’s my hero.

Champion of prose

Remember when you had the audiobook and Tim Curry had to read the EXACT AMOUNT OF EVERS

14 May 2012 dblaksle (VIA yukishiido) 23,623 notes

thisbetaeby:

Fany looks so out of it.

14 May 2012 thisbetaeby (VIA beautifulgeneration) 639 notes

Friend: There's nothing worse than death.
Me: Final seasons.
Me: Post-concert depression.
Me: When there's no food.
Me: Fictional characters dying.
Me: Hipster blogs.
Me: Crying over bands.
Me: When ships aren't canon.
Friend: ....
Me: When penises appear on your dash while your mother is watching.
14 May 2012 ihuggedmikeyway (VIA yukishiido) 53,554 notes

How to tell the difference between languages!

fromtheseafreedom:

Korean looks bouncy and round and like it wants to be your friend! 

Ｏ(≧▽≦)Ｏ

Japanese also looks friendly, but a lot less round! It has more long lines and gentle loops. 

(＾▽＾) 

Chinese looks like it wants to kill you. 

(◕‿◕✿)

14 May 2012 fromtheseafreedom (VIA yukishiido) 7,474 notes

(Source: oldfilmsflicker)

14 May 2012 oldfilmsflicker (VIA yukishiido) 633 notes

yukishiido:

schrodingerscollie:

Amanda Bynes is me because her biggest fan was herself

amandaplease

visit my site amandaplease.com

I WANT TO SEE AMANDA PLEASE

14 May 2012 schrodingerscollie (VIA yukishiido) 2,947 notes

Another Glorious Day

bro-slimshady-strider:

14 May 2012 bro-slimshady-strider (VIA synnesai) 162 notes

quinnf4brays:

lucyforpromqueen:

quinnf4brays:

there are animals called dikdiks

pronounced.. dick-dicks?

no pronounced xylophone

14 May 2012 quinnf4brays (VIA synnesai) 23,530 notes

captain-rogers:

 #bruce i’ve known you for ten minutes but lets be bffs and you can come over and play with my stuff and we’ll have sleepovers #bruce you should do that i don’t care about your glaring personality disorder

(Source: hemsworthss)

12 May 2012 hemsworthss (VIA cheesemonkey119) 29,953 notes

sassy-gay-jake-english:

buggy-love:

seerofbuttcheeks:

bendydicks:

heartbrokengirlsketches:

oh this also happened.

EDIT: FIXED THE BACKWARDS HAND WOOOOOPS

LOKI OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING

whoops my mouse slipped

Tony’s face though.

I REMEMBER THIS

12 May 2012 heartbrokengirlsketches (VIA eridans-boobs) 11,404 notes

thattrollwiththehorns:

tomatosoupful:

Yes

Hell Yes.

(Source: leontina)

12 May 2012 leontina (VIA cheesemonkey119) 54,214 notes

explosivess:

vriska nightmares

its like 1am or something i don t even know whats going on

11 May 2012 explosivess (VIA cheesemonkey119) 1,856 notes

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